My kid drives me absolutely INSANE sometimes.
We're watching 'Modern Family', and every thirty seconds she's repeating a funny line from the show. It's driving me nuts. Then, about three minutes later, I catch myself doing the exact same thing.
Oh my god, I can't imagine how annoying I am to watch TV with. And, my wife has been watching TV and movies with me for nine years. And, she still slept with me! Twice!!!
I guess you can say that my wife taught me a lesson in patience today. Because, I would have dumped my annoying ass eight and a half years ago....
"When in doubt, go for the dick joke." - Robin Williams 1951-2014
Thursday, July 3, 2014
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
On Tuesday, buses of immigrant children were met by angry protesters, outside a DHS facility in Murietta, California. As you might expect, most of the crowd was comprised of folks that had a GED, rather than a Ph.D.
You know, even if these children are infected with everything under the sun, you wouldn't have anything to worry about if you VACCINATED YOUR FUCKING KIDS.
But, then again, you can't even spell at a fourth grade level, so I'm guessing middle school biology isn't your strong suit.
Protesters appear to have stopped all buses trying to drop undocumented immigrants off in #Murietta. @myfoxla pic.twitter.com/4ziAbeJka0
— Tony Buttitta (@tonybuttitta) July 1, 2014
The vast majority of signs I've seen mention something about protecting our kids from diseases. I can only imagine this is a result of the coverage from Fox News and Breitbart, who have accused these poor kids of carrying everything from chicken pox, to TB, to scabies. In fact, if you Google "immigration scabies", you'll pull up a who's who of conservative blogs. You know, even if these children are infected with everything under the sun, you wouldn't have anything to worry about if you VACCINATED YOUR FUCKING KIDS.
But, then again, you can't even spell at a fourth grade level, so I'm guessing middle school biology isn't your strong suit.
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