The wife and I went to a concert a couple of months ago. It was the first show we had been to since mid-2009. I put a Ziploc baggie of drugs in my sock, to sneak past security at the front door. This is what I snuck in:
Ibuprofen and fucking No-Doze. I'll take "Signs You're Getting Too Old" for $400, Alex.
Hee! Those concerts, why can't they have them in the afternoon so we can enjoy them before bed! *Shakes cane* Get off my lawn!
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